I’ve called a lot of things wrong this year. The unexpected has caught me out time and time again. Perhaps I shouldn’t have been so shocked/surprised to get a puncture in the rear tyre of the bike currently doing Indoor Training service.
But come on – who has ever heard of an ‘indoor puncture’?!
It wasn’t caused by the rear tyre overheating, my wattage is mediocre at best. Nor the usual pinch flat that my shoddy tyre changing skills are prone to. The only evidence is a small pin-prick in the inner tube.
I don’t want to cast aspersions and as ashamed as I am to even think it, I can’t look past my 4 year old daughter as a likely culprit to test the pretty blue tyre with a pin. She has form – previously dispatching a blow-up mattress with a BBQ fork just before bedtime whilst camping.
She’s the easiest target after all and I don’t want to risk accusing my wife, things would really blow up then.
What strange and unexpected events can we expect in 2017? Trump brokers a lasting peace in the Middle East supported by his ally Putin? Assuming that US Election isn’t declared null and void when Trump is revealed as a Russian ‘Sleeper Agent’ – a puppet of Putin.
Maybe the European Union disintegrates when a new Government in Germany – elected in reaction to Merkel’s open-door immigration policy – refuses to prop up the failing economies of Italy, Spain and Portugal (maybe that is not so strange/unexpected).
What kind of 2017 do we want/need? Dull and predictable or for the crazy to continue? I’m not making any predictions (except that Chris Froome will win his 4th Tour de France – assuming Team Sky isn’t kicked out of the World Tour for TUE abuse).